vintage style items with lace decorated for a prom

After being in the pool my ear has blocked up so I googled the problem it said a few drops of olive oil to soften the ear wax should cure it
So me being very careful with money decided rather than buy some I decided to have a drink in the local pub after we ordered and the waiter went to get our drinks the wife pinned me over the table grabbed the olive oil of the next table and filled my ear up vintage style items with lace decorated for a prom
Deaf as a post now LOL